We think that, if the king of Craigcefnparc is going to nag the police in his imagined capacity of ‘armiger’, it behoves him to do so in a more stately manner. It is bad enough that he does not appear to possess headed notepaper, he also lets himself down by being unable to spell his own academic title correctly. Why also does he not address his concerns to the local authorities? His current approach puts the police in an invidious position. On the one hand, they are obliged to respond to the worries of any individual but, on the other hand, by apparently spending much of their time at No.50 they may well find themselves accused of favouritism by the press.