Richard Burton … Not

As your best friends and colleagues (or at least the best that you can get) are obviously not telling you, it falls to us to point out that these sound-recordings of yours are AWFUL.  Quite apart from the technical flaws (background noise and rubbish content), there are the in-built flaws of poor pronunciation, worse articulation and a total lack of elan; all topped-off by that speech-impediment masquerading as a ‘silurian’ accent. Have you heard the beautifully spoken and actorly Silurians on Dr Who? You could learn a thing or two! Failing that, have a tugboat-captain and pub-singer read it all out. We hear that he can be rented at very reasonable rates.  


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