Archive for February, 2017

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February 25, 2017

FOR POSTING: Section 3 of paper 369

February 25, 2017

These results are full of interest and will attract a large readership. I can see that through the scientometrics. These graphics and analyses are clearly thought out as usual, and the results are interpreted so that the readership will be able to understand them without ploughing through the maths if they want to concentrate on engineering essentials. The results also show the great power of the Maxima code, controlled by the skill and experience of co author Dr Horst Eckardt. A huge amount of new information comes out of a problem that up to a few week ago was only vaguely understood, half understood and misinterpreted. Having understood the problem at last, all kinds of engineering solutions become possible, so we can engineer new kinds of railway systems for example with reduced drag. In the aerospace industry these results can eb used to enginner new kinds of mechanism that will allow aircraft to lift off, helping the wings lift the plane. These mechanisms can also be used in vehicles of all kinds to reduce drag. This is an outstanding section. It shows what can be done with the elegant mathematics of the eighteenth century enlightenment. A large number of possibilities has suddenly emerged.”

Thank you for providing a ‘black and white’ statement to the effect that ‘the Civil List Scientist’ and an employee of a major German company subscribe to an idea which is a sine qua non in the lunatic fringe: the ludicrous idea that spinning-tops truly defy gravity.  That will come in very handy later as a pièce à conviction. It would have been better if the nonsense were actually published, rather than disappearing into the oubliette known as On the rare occasions that loony papers sneak into previously reputable journals, they either trigger a new round of experimentation to check what nobody doubted in the first place (e.g. Hayasaka and Takeuchi), or the journal is thereafter  viewed with suspicion (e.g. Wayte – no, surprisingly not a pseudonym). Of course, there is a bit of a problem with Siemens Stain’s falling gyroscope calculation. If it is in free-fall, it might as well be in one of those vomit-Comets which are used to simulate gravity-free conditions. But, in that case, a spinning object will exhibit its well-known tendency to take up a fixed orientation in space, so why is he still predicting precession and nutation? It is also well-known that any asymmetrical object will always have two stable axes of rotation and one unstable one (try spinning a shrink-wrapped book about each of its three axes in turn). Has SS deliberately chosen an unstable axis? Do they even know what we are talking about?

No Comment

February 24, 2017

Joining St Callwen

February 24, 2017

Rev. Alun Brookfield,
Vicar St, John the Baptist Callwen,

Dear Rev. Brookfield,

I am interested in joining St Callwen and putting up a stone for my grandparents, William John and Gwenllian Evans. Is it possible to purchase a plot for burial for myself in St. Callwen, or to put up a private chapel in the grounds? It looks like a nice place to be buried. I hope to be around for a few years, but you never know.”

Heaven forfend that we should say something that might be construed to be a ‘death threat’. 

Unwanted, Unneeded, Unhinged

February 22, 2017

Plan for section 3 of paper 369 : Explanation of the Laithwaite Experiment

February 22, 2017

Many thanks! This will be full of interest. This latest work is already being studied intensely as can be seen from the early morning reports. The ability of Maxima to solve complicated differential equations opens up a whole new area of research.

It was not an experiment; it was a demonstration. It was not even his demonstration; it was a traditional crowd-pleaser. The only difference was his lying about the feeling experienced. Why did he do that? Because he was a career-loony and this episode was just the tip of a veritable iceberg of pseudoscientific activities. He was the Jimmy Savile of electrical engineering: nobody would tackle him in person because of his build and aggressive personality, and nobody would tackle him in print because of inevitable litigation. He himself wrote a criticism of the UK government that was so savage (because of the cancellation of his pet project) that it was thought better to shelve it until after his death. It has yet to surface.


Off with His Pension!

February 22, 2017

Audience with Queen Elizabeth

February 22, 2017

I will write to the Head of State to ask for an audience to explain the futility of wind turbines, and to make her aware of the great progress made by ECE theory since I was appointed a Civil List pensioner in 2005 and awarded Arms in 2008. I am a republican and a U. S. dual citizen, the first U. S. citizen to be appointed a Civil List Pensioner. There are many precedents for U. S. citizens to be granted high honours such as a CLP, notably Eisenhower was awarded an O. M. The protocol means that a U. S. citizen addresses the British Head of State as “Queen Elizabeth”. She is my distant Tudor cousin and is very interested in genealogy. This does not mean that I have suddenly become a royalist. I am a republican nationalist like the poet R. S. Thomas, fellow Nobel nominee from Wales.”

What an excellent idea. It was her fault that a loony received the same accolade as did Victoria’s greatest scientists, the ultimate dumbing-down, so it would be like a giant chicken coming home to roost.

Change of Business

February 21, 2017

The famous Sir Arthur Edwin Turner VC (formerly Colonel Sir Arthur Edwin Turner-Thomas VC, GC, KG, KCB, KCMG) has just today announced a change in the activities of his Red Kite Art and Jewels Ltd. It seems that its principal activity will now be ‘mixed farming’. His knighthood formerly put all of the other celebrity inhabitants of Gwaun Cae Gurwen in the shade. Among them, Ron’s favorite actress. Perhaps that is why some spoilsport has removed his name from the Wiki article on that village.

Makeover … Not

February 21, 2017

We were rather hoping that our frequent exposure of the parlous decorative state of that thriving hub of perpetual-motion marketing, known as et3m, would have encouraged Hill-of-Beans to have engineered some tidying-up of the place. But no. This is what it looked like before:

My beautiful picture

and this is what it looked like more recently:


Even more blue paint has flaked off the logo. But they do seem to have more stock.



Will the Last Person to Leave Physics…

February 21, 2017

Future Power Stations Based on ES and LENR

February 21, 2017

The circuit needed to build a power station using energy from spacetime (ES), the patented Osamu Ide circuit, is already available (UFT311), it has been explained exactly by ECE theory (UFT311) and replicated exactly (UFT364) with independent testing apparatus. The ES power stations and power plants of all kinds, would be by far the best answer for energy needs, because they contain no moving parts, are entirely free of any kind of pollution, and easy and cheap to manufacture. They could serve as power plants on ships, heavy vehicles and cars. They would put fossil burning cabals out of business, and coal and gas and so on could be conserved for the manufacture of clothes, medicine and so on. LENR (low energy nuclear reaction) is explained qualitatively in UFT226 ff. and is another proven technology. Combined with hydroelectricity, these would solve all the energy problems of humankind very easily. Wind turbines are a total disaster which humankind cannot afford.”

… please turn the lights off. But before that, Ron, perhaps you can explain how a granted patent, which makes no claim to producing more output-energy than input-energy, can be the basis of a power-station. Secondly, is it a good idea to put one’s trust in the energy-producing ideas of someone (yes Rossi) who has already served jail-time for a previous energy-related fraud and has made over 50 appearances in court? And what was that great hydroelectric scheme of yours? Oh yes, it was to put turbines in Dutch dikes and thus allow the North Sea to flood the Netherlands. Don’t you know that reclaiming that land from the sea was one of the world’s greatest engineering triumphs?  Meanwhile, Siemens Stain’s real boss has published a report showing that wind-power will be the major source of energy in a relatively short time. Sane observers might call that a conflict of interests.



February 21, 2017

UFT213 Mini Conference

February 21, 2017

This took place last Sunday with interest from Mathematics at Harvard, Umea University Sweden, and Academia Sinica Taiwan. UFT213 gives simple proofs of the antisymmetry of the connection. Definitive Proofs based on UFT99 have been read thousands of times without objection.”

So how does that work then? You do not know who, at either of those institutions, is supposedly reading your nonsense with avid interest; and yet those people know each other? Even if two such people really did know each other in the real world, and agreed to look at the same internet tripe at the same time for some unfathomable reason, would they not think it polite to put you ‘in the loop’? What conference would have honored Einstein without at least offering him an invitation?  Idiot. There are no ‘conferences’. There are not even any ‘consultations’. Nobody truly reads your rubbish papers, and that is why there are no objections. That is Occam’s Razor in action, Ron. But the subject can be made educational. If you were a mathematician, Ron, you would know that random events are more likely to ‘clump’ than to be smoothly distributed. This causes a great deal of consternation among lay-persons like yourself. When ‘clumping’ was first noticed (in the one-dimensional, timeline, sense), it almost led to a war because the Polish army thought that its cavalry officers were being systematically assassinated under the cover of a close succession of  suspiciously similar stable accidents. The same phenomenon is nowadays manifested in the tendency of buses to ‘arrive in threes’. This statistical artefact is even more damaging when it is two-dimensional. When leukemia cases cluster in a given location, for purely mathematical reasons, the public look around for a cause and, if there happens to be a nuclear power station (or even just high-tension overhead cables) in the vicinity … A statistical cluster of infective meningitis  cases in Gloucestershire some years ago led to the street-level belief that a ‘Meningitis-Mary’ was on the loose. That might well have led to fatal vigilante action. A good antidote to such beliefs is experiment. Visit any sweet-shop that has large jars of small round sweets in many different colours. Try to find a jar which does not exhibit ‘patches’ of a single colour. Shake the jars to make the distribution even-out everywhere. Good luck with that!

No Doubt There!

February 20, 2017

FOR POSTING: Description as the Natural Successor to Vigier

February 20, 2017

By coincidence the AIAS Co President Gareth Evans notified me this morning that a summer school on unified field theory was held in 2016 in which I was kindly described as the natural intellectual successor to Jean-Pierre Vigier. In a sense this is an accurate description because of the link between the B(3) field, for which I was nominated for a Nobel Prize according to the the Vigier Symposia Chairman Richard Amoroso, and photon mass, one of Vigier’s main interests. Vigier could be described as the intellectual leader of the Einstein / de Broglie School of Thought in quantum mechanics, a school which rejected the standard Copenhagen interpretation.”

Yes you are the natural successor to someone who, whatever his previous attainments, clearly ‘went peculiar’, like you, in later life and mixed with perpetual-motion and anti-gravity crackpots such as Thomas Valone and John Searl. You even have a permanent link to a Searl site on and have recommended several times that the UK government should invest in his levitating cancer-curing perpetual-motion machine. You have also noted that Valone is in Marquis (like most conniving cranks). Thomas Valone was a patent examiner until he attempted to misuse State Department property as a venue for a loony conference. One of us still has the envelope which contained an invitation to said conference. It displays a printed warning concerning the sizeable fine which can be levied for each misuse of such envelopes. Valone presumably owes the State Department a great deal of money. When the USPO tried to fire him, Valone used a ‘civil rights’ loophole and declared that his belief in perpetual-motion is a religion. He won the case! It is unclear whether he still works for the USPO. One would like to think that he was demoted to head pencil-sharpener.  Here is Valone talking about his meeting Vigier and about the successes (LOL) concerning magnetic motors:

This is where they (and Searl) met,

and here is the Mr L who is mentioned in t’Hooft’s comment on Crothers:

and, finally, a group photo of the usual suspects (loonies who somehow manage to hang onto paid employment in science).

Elizabeth Rauscher, by the way, is better known in the field of telepathy and other paranormal tripe.

And, as an irrelevant aside, here is the late conman Bedini with one of his gadgets at a Coeur d’Alene conference: you know, the ones that Loony Lindstrom attends:

 Bedini was certainly very clever at hiding batteries.


February 17, 2017

370(8): Extension of the Dumbbell Model by Co Author Horst Eckardt

February 17, 2017

This is an extension of the dumb bell model resulting in six simultaneous differential equations giving all the information about the dynamics of a dumbbell in orbit about a mass M. The axis of the dumbbell can be thought of as a diameter of the earth in orbit about the sun. The nutations and precessions of the axis can be linked to the Milankovitch cycles. This model can be extended to any number n of masses given the necessary computer power to solve 3n equations in 3n unknowns. It is clear why the Milankowitch cycles are intricate, and why weather patterns and climate patterns are also intricate.”

Why not just leave everything to the experts?


You and SS are unwanted, unneeded … and wrong.