April 1st Prank

374(4): Time Dependent x and Onset of Turbulence

April 1, 2017

This note derives the equations (7) to (9) for a time dependent x factor, with x defined in terms of the position field R sub r of UFT363. These equations can be solved for the orbit in terms of x and x dot. In the first instance these can be used as input parameters. It is already known from computation (UFT363) that a constant x gives a precessing orbit, a major discovery. In order to try to solve for x and x dot the assumption can be made of an inviscid, incompressible fluid spacetime governed by Eq. (14). This gives the additional equation (15) which can be solved simultaneously with Eqs. (7) to (9). The conservation of the angular momentum of fluid spacetime gives the vorticity equation (19) in terms of the Reynolds number R of fluid spacetime. At a particular Reynolds number the spacetime become turbulent, and the turbulence will affect the precessing orbit.”

Great spoof post, Ron; right up there with the unforgettable ‘spaghetti grows on trees’ joke,

But April 1st is really the only day when you can do that. If you post such things on other days, everyone will think that you are an imbecile.


2 Responses to “April 1st Prank”

  1. IoanRichard Says:

    Quote from Mr Evans the day before All Fools’ Day:-

    “Trinity College Dublin, of which I am sometime Visiting Academic”.

    Is this really true? Can someone check with Trinity College Dublin?

    • crackpotwatch Says:

      We think that he went there once. This is the same person who claimed to be a Fellow of Lancaster University; easily disproved. We are lucky that THIS monster does not have a Twitter account … yet.

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